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1. Women that have private talks in ladies room and look at you like you are encroaching on their personal, secretive conversation when you are just there to do what you are supposed to be doing in there. Take it out to the parking lot.
2. Women that dry their hands and then take another paper towel to shield their clean hand while pressing on their apparently germ-infested door to open it. Really?
3. I get it. Lots of bathrooms have automatic sinks and toilets and all that great technology. Guess what? That does not negate your responsibility to make sure that thing flushes, BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE STALL. Don’t head out to wash your hands on nothing but a wing and a prayer. They put override buttons on those things for a reason.
4. There’s a code in the ladies’ room just as there is in the men’s room. If there are 10 stalls and only ONE is occupied by ME, there is no earthly reason for you to select the one right next to me.
5. I’ve only seen this once, but it’s bad enough to make the list anyways. Lady washes her hands thoroughly, drives them, then goes back and uses the hand sanitizer before calling it good. My god, they’re clean! Your hands are clean!!
Oh how I love this great country of ours…
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