So no offense, but we’re tired of the 25 things craziness.  Here is our reply.
1. Dolly Madison was the first, first lady.
2. You can substitute all-purpose flour and cornstarch for cake flour.
3. That Blockbuster ib 114th is closed now.
4. The bruschetta topping from Kimmel Apple Orchard is BAD.
5. 10,000 BC is BAD.
6. There was a Jimmy John’s in Lincoln WAY before any of the ones in Omaha.
7. Breeds of lilac without scent are a total downer.
8. Last of the Mohicans was an awesome movie, but not an awesome book.  Reads like a Boy Scout manual.
9. The Wuzzles was on CBS.
10. CDO can be a Collaterolized Debt Obligation or Chief Data Officer among other things.
11. That “steak and eggs and eggs and steak…” scene from Family Guy will totally get stuck in your head for HOURS.
12. April showers bring May flowers.
13. Deer in Council Bluffs are not afraid of you.
15. Turkeys in Council Bluffs are fat and wobbly.
16. Jane Seymour never did anything as good as Dr. Quinn.
17. Texas Toast isn’t actually toast.
18. Drinking pop warm is never a good idea, but if you’re going to do it, do it with Mountain Dew.
19. No one can actually tell the different between a “Genesis” song and  “Phil Collins” song.  Does it really matter, anyways?
20. The red eye remover on Windows Photo Gallery works better than Office Picture Manager.
21. Proofs is something that you probably will not need to know how to do in the real world.
22. The early bird gets the worm.
23. 96.1 used to be Lite 96.
24. Remember when girls used to cut back bottom part of their hair really short and keep the rest of it long?  What the heck was that about?
25. Mario Bros. 2 was supposed to be a dream that Mario had.